Ideas for the revived Tiny Toon Adventures Part 2

UNSORTED EPISODE SEGMENTS (7-14 MINUTES LONG)

DRIVE-IN DRIPS
Johnny Pew’s date with Bimbette at a drive-in gets out of hand when Yakko, Wakko and Dot Warner join him. It’s later revealed that Hamton and Fifi released the Warners and set them on Johnny and Bimbette. Johnny secretly hears this, and chases Hamton and Fifi around the drive-in (and all through the movie that’s playing). When he finally grabs them, Bimbette asks what’s going on, and Johnny tells her how Hamton and Fifi were responsible for the Warners ruining their date. Fifi defends herself and Hamton by revealing to Bimbette why she was with Johnny in that movie theatre during summer back in 1992, and how she begged him for his autograph but was ignored and pushed around. Bimbette responds by scolding Johnny for his poor treatment of Fifi, makes him apologise to her, and gives her Johnny’s autograph (the same one that Johnny gave Bimbette). Fifi is rejuvenated by Bimbette’s act of kindness, and says she would totally date Johnny if she didn’t already have a boyfriend (Hamton). At Bimbette’s house, Bimbette is dropped off outside by Johnny in his car with Hamton, Fifi, and the Warners in the backseat. Bimbette kisses everyone (except Johnny) goodnight and walks into her house. Hamton, Fifi, and the Warners then tell Johnny that Bimbette is taking them to the drive-in again next week, causing Johnny, who has through lots of torture and humiliation at the drive-in, to run off into the night screaming in terror.
Note: This segment is a remake of the Animaniacs segment “Drive-Insane”, but with extra material for Hamton and Fifi. It also takes place after the episode “My Dinner With Fifi”.

STUNT DOUBLE OR NOTHING
Johnny Pew approaches Fifi, saying that Bimbette is starring in his latest movie, and she needs a stunt double. Fifi replaces herself with Babs, meaning that Babs gets the job as Bimbette’s stunt double, which proves to be painful beyond belief. Lola Bunny is watching the cartoon, and gives Babs a pep talk on how to deal with Johnny. Babs then lures into a booby trap, causing him to become angry and chase Babs around the movie studio, while getting harmed/humiliated by Babs along the way. When he becomes exhausted and gives up, Babs yells “CUT!”, meaning the whole chase was filmed by the director of Johnny’s movie. The finished movie is then shown playing in theatres, much to Johnny’s embarrassment.
Note: This segment takes place after the episode “My Dinner With Fifi”.

A HARE ON HIS HEAD
Wile E. Coyote tells Calamity Coyote that coyotes also eat rabbits, and instructs him to capture Buster and cook him for dinner. Unfortunately, trying to eat rabbits is just as hard as trying to eat roadrunners for Calamity.

DRAGON ON
The dragon from “Tiny Toon Adventures: The Movie” returns and attempts to eat Buster and Babs, who are hiding in Acme Looniversity.

EAT AT SHMOE’S
Buster and Hamton go on a double date with Babs and Fifi to a fancy restaurant where they booked a table. Unfortunately, head waiter Jack snubs them and throws them out. So the four use every trick they can think of to get in.

PLUCKY PILLY
Plucky attempts to sneak into a mansion to entertain a sick millionaire who is offering $50,000 to anyone who can cure him with laughter, but a snooty butler keeps preventing him from getting in.
Note: This segment is a homage to “Daffy Dilly”.

POULTRY PLUCKY
Plucky disguises himself as a chicken and enters a poultry contest to win the $50,000 prize for best chicken (the prize for best duck is $5), but the employee of a fast food restaurant that specializes in fried chicken, eager to grab some chickens for meat to impress his boss, kidnaps Plucky and attempts to cook him for a meal to serve.
Note: This segment is really a remake of “You Were Never Duckier”, but with a fast food restaurant employee instead of chicken hawks.

THE FUME-ILY REUNION
Fifi La Fume’s family pays a visit, much to Fifi’s embarrassment while Babs and Shirley are with her.
Note: This segment takes place before the episode “There’s No Place Like Homicide”. It’s also based on the fan comic of the same name (joaoppereiraus.deviantart.com/…).

NO ONE CAN HERE YOU SPIN
Marcia the Martian takes Dizzy Devil prisoner on board her ship, but Dizzy starts fiddling with the ship’s various controls and gadgets, causing Marcia much harm/humiliation.

HIGH SEAS HI-JINKS
Buster and Babs relax in a boat off the coast of Acme Acres, but are interrupted when Alabama Alex, dressed as a pirate captain, destroys their boat with a cannonball fired from his pirate ship. Buster and Babs then press up as pirates and fight Alex at his own game.

GOLD FEVER
Plucky and Alabama Alex discover a gold nugget down a mine and fight each other for it. In the end, Hamton gets his hands on the nugget, and uses it to buy himself and Fifi a two-week vacation in Tahiti.

TOUR DE FREAK
Babs, Shirley, Fifi, and Lulu are riding a tour bus with Freakazoid and Sergeant Cosgrove on board. Meanwhile, The Lobe applies for a teaching job at Acme Looniversity but gets rejected. In revenge, he hijacks the same tour bus and takes the passengers hostage. Lulu and Freakazoid, who got off the bus to go into a gift shop, chase after it in an attempt to rescue the passengers.
Note: This segment is a remake of the Animaniacs comic book story of the same name.

BABZILLA
In an attempt to get out of a written test, Babs enlarges herself with a working prop-ray so she won’t fit in the classroom.
Note: This segment is based on the fan comic of the same name (joaoppereiraus.deviantart.com/…)

MUCH ADO ABOUT HUNTING
Bull Gator and Axl arrive in Acme Acres to catch a young version of The Tasmanian Devil (a.k.a. Dizzy Devil) for the benefit of the zoo-going children of the world, hoping it will be easier this time. Unfortunately, capturing a young version turns out to be just as hard as capturing the adult version.

SCAREDY CAT SCAT
Hamton and Hairball are on a hiking trip and are looking for a place to shelter and settle down for the night. They spot an old, abandoned house and go inside. Unfortunately, the house is infested with mice who are bent on murdering the two with Hamton being oblivious and Hairball being aware and trying to alert Hamton but only succeeds in annoying him.

BROTHER BOTHER
Fifi asks Hamton to house her brother Claude since her family is having another reunion and Claude has no place to stay. Hamton first objects but Fifi uses her sex appeal to talk him into it, and then he agrees. Pretty soon, Hamton starts getting annoyed by Claude’s rebellious nature, and tries to get rid of him without Fifi noticing.
Note: This segment takes place after the episode “An Ir-Elephant Episode”.

GATOR-MENTED RABBIT
The Boo Sisters return and attempt to marry Buster at last. Buster spends the rest of the cartoon running away and hiding from them, but they keep popping up wherever he’s hiding. To end it all, Buster disguises Plucky as Buster, causing the sisters to chase Plucky instead.

BREAK OUT IN STUPIDITY
Roderick & Rhubella Rat attempt to break out of prison, which turns out to be pretty hard (and painful) as they expected.
Note: This segment takes place after the “Nobody’s Perfecto” trilogy.

BONBON BUNNY
Alabama Alex robs a candy store and hides his stash down a tree trunk, which turns out to be Buster’s rabbit hole (to Buster’s delight). So Alex spends the rest of the cartoon tricking him out of the candy.

BUSTER & THE BEANSTALK
Buster and his friends, Plucky and Hamton, sell an old cow to a farmer who gives three beans, which grow into a beanstalk when thrown into the ground. They climb the beanstalk, and discover a castle at the top, where a Giant (Alabama Alex) lives. They go inside the castle and retrieve a golden harp, and rescue a goose that lays golden eggs and the Mayor’s Daughter (Fifi, who Hamton falls in love with). All is going well until the Giant shows up. They outwit the Giant and return home.

OF ROBOTS AND RABBITS
Shirley and Lulu rummage through Elmyra’s old locker and discover something she never used: a robot built to capture “cute, furry hippity hops”. Lulu accidently activates the robot and it goes after Buster and Babs. Buster and Babs outwit the robot (just like they did with Elmyra back in the 90’s), which leads to it short circuiting and exploding. Lulu then says that she and Shirley have discovered something else that Elmyra never used: a satellite that teleports cages on top of “cute, furry bunny wunnies”. Unfortunately, a cage falls on top of Buster and Babs, meaning that Lulu may have accidently activated the satellite.

BAB’S ARMY
Mr Hitcher returns and vows to kill Plucky, so Babs recruits Shirley, Fifi, Mary Melody, and Lulu and they attempt to protect Plucky from Mr Hitcher in a parody of “Dad’s Army”.

COOKING UP A STORM
Hamton is cooking a romantic meal for when Fifi comes round to his house. But two mice keep interrupting him while he’s cooking. This cause Hamton to hyperfocus on capturing the mice, leaving the cooking pot to overload and explode and fill the whole house with some kind of delicious-smelling mince, just as Fifi arrives. When Fifi tastes the stuff, she praises Hamton with a hug and a kiss, and the dinner starts from there. The mice have some of the food too.

HALL MORON-TOR
Dizzy Devil becomes Hall Monitor at Acme Looniversity, but soon starts abusing his power, and as a result, experiences nightmarish hallucinations from it.

STEPPING OUT WITH A SKUNK
Plucky takes Bimbette Skunk out on a date, and is given the runaround whenever he tries to impress her.
Note: This segment takes place after both parts of “You’ll Never Be Looney in This Town Again”.

SCOUT’S HUMOR
Babs is a Girl Scout, selling Girl Scout cookies from door to door. Unfortunately, one of her customers is Alabama Alex, who chases Babs with a meat cleaver and takes the cookies without paying. Babs then “teaches” Alex a lesson, which results in him paying for the cookies.

BY GUMBALL!
Marcia the Martian falls in love with a gumball machine. However, it takes her so long to realise that it’s just an inanimate object, and leaves realising how stupid she was. Unfortunately, she then falls in love with a lamp post with a round head.

BIRTHDAY BASHED
Today is Calamity Coyote’s birthday, and everyone has brought him a present expect Little Beeper. Calamity goes out to find Beeper, who indeed has a present for him. Calamity uses all sorts of contraptions and plans to stop Beeper. After so many failed attempts, Beeper just gives Calamity the present, which turns out to contain a banana cream pie on the end of a spring which splats in Calamity’s face. Beeper then holds up a sign saying “Something to provoke you to keep going!” and runs off into the distance with Calamity in hot pursuit.

BUBBLE TROUBLE
Baby Plucky is taken to a state fair by his mother, where he finds a bubble machine and enjoys popping the bubbles. But when his mother says it’s time to leave, Baby Plucky doesn’t want to go. He manages to slip out of his mother’s grasp without her noticing, and fiddles with the bubble machine which blows a giant bubble which traps him inside as he floats all over Acme Acres.

LIGHTS OUT!
A watchtower light is disturbing Sweetie Pie’s sleep, so she smashes it. However, the watchtower’s janitors, two cats named George and Junior, have to keep the light going or they’ll lose their jobs. But they can’t with Sweetie around.

HI, SPIRITS
A dull ghost tries to scare Gogo Dodo and Li'l Sneezer when they enter a haunted house, but the ghost's plans to scare Gogo and Sneezer seem to fail.
Note: This segment was written and storyboarded for the original 1990 series, but Hamton is replaced with Li'l Sneezer, the Pig Scout references are dropped, and the Rubber Bloody Head is replaced with a giant rubber tarantula.